This is not a 5-star resort so do NOT be fooled by their fancy photos and promises of good restaurants. No transportation from the airport unless you pay a fee, the check in system is so unclear, you aren’t shown where anything is and there are no maps, menus or guides anywhere. The liquor is super watered down, the power goes out a lot, woke up one night to an endless fire alarm blaring for seemingly no reason. It’s SO loud everywhere all the time. They just blast music so you can’t escape it unless you go in your room and even then you can still hear things- and it’s a perpetual loop of Lady Gaga Rhianna and every classic American song that is sure to induce craziness by day 3. THE FOOD WAS INEDIBLE, OLD, WARM, GROSSSSS! And I enjoy a ham/mustard sandwich for reference. The reviews are forced by the staff on the day you leave and they hover to make sure you leave a good one. The staff is RELENTLESS and you can’t go 15 minutes without being asked if you want to purchase events, spa packages, pictures with live animals that looked miserable and scared. The beach is no private oasis, it’s a mediocre beach with a sub par view, and it’s crawling with people trying to sell you stuff. Day 2 you get hunted down by salespeople who try to sell you a timeshare for the place and they waste half of your day and don’t take no for an answer, if you see someone coming at you with a clipboard, run! The waitstaff/bartenders were attentive and kind, pools are beautiful, and it’s very clean.
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