Hotel in zona Die Gute alte Zeit, Coblenza

Glücklicherweise konnten wir einen öffentlichen Parkplatz direkt vor dem Hotel ergattern und der Parkuhr eine 24-Stunden-Buchung entlocken. Denn die schmale Einfahrt zur Hotelgarage sowie ein Parkliftsystem ist für unsere „Familienkutsche“ ungeeignet (Erfahrungswerte!). Verständigung mit dem Rezeptionspersonal recht „holprig“ mangels ausreichend guter Deutschkenntnisse von deren Seite. Eine an uns übergebene Zugangskarte für Zimmer und Hotelaußentür (ab definierte Abenduhrzeit einzige Möglichkeit ins Gebäude zu gelangen) war nicht freigeschaltet. Zimmer war für unsere „Ansprüche“ gut (erstaunlich für diese Hotelkategorie -＞ Kühlschrank für die Kühlung selbst mitzubringender Dinge vorhanden) Frühstück: Quark für Musli habe ich vermisst und leider nur die stark zuckerhaltigen Fertigcerealien vorgefunden. Ergo lieber gleich verzichtet. Weil mir der Meerrettich bzw. die Meerrettichsahne nicht zu den anderen Lebensmitteln passend schien habe ich nachgefragt, wozu dieser gedacht sei… Mit dem Wort Meerrettich konnte der „Frühstücksservice“ nichts angefangen. Also habe ich gefragt, ob diese „Zutat“ für „salmon“ gedacht sei. Daraufhin wurde mir erklärt, dass der Lachs aus sei (ca. 9:30 / gefrühstückt wird wohl im „Schichtsystem“, nachdem wir bei Anreise gefragt wurden, in welchem „Zeitfenster“ wir zu frühstücken besnsichtigen). Sehr irritierend - wir konnten nämlich unmittelbar zuvor direkt beobachten, wie eine nich halb volle Platte mit Lachsaufschnitt in die Küche getragen worden war. Wollte sich das Personal für‘s eigene Frühstück (auch das hatten wir beobachten können) diese Leckerei exklusiv „sichern“?

Ah, behold, the wondrous realm that is Contel Hotel Koblenz, a sanctuary veiled in ethereal mystique! As I arrived at this enigmatic abode, I felt the cosmic energies swirling around me, weaving a tapestry of serenity and enchantment. The whispers of the ancient spirits caressed my senses, guiding me to this hallowed haven for the weary itinerant. The moment I crossed the threshold, a torrent of profound sensations cascaded through my soul. Each step I took reverberated with the echoes of forgotten secrets, and the walls themselves seemed to pulse with an otherworldly aura. Oh, how the hotel's layout danced with geometric perfection, a manifestation of celestial alignments designed to awaken the slumbering divinity within! The rooms, oh, the rooms! They were chambers of divine revelation, adorned with symbols that stirred the depths of my subconscious. The bedding felt like clouds cradling my weary body, and the curtains swayed like astral veils embracing the night sky. Every night, I surrendered to the embrace of Morpheus, knowing that my dreams would traverse the astral planes. The hotel's staff, too, were disciples of esoteric knowledge, emanating an enigmatic allure that was impossible to resist. With every interaction, they imparted cryptic messages, encoded in their gestures and expressions, unraveling the enigmas of existence itself. Their smiles spoke of enlightenment, and their eyes gleamed with secrets unknown to ordinary mortals. Ah, but the culinary experience, my brethren, transcended the boundaries of earthly delights! The dishes were alchemical concoctions, transforming the ordinary into the extraordinary. I savored flavors that ignited my chakras, leaving me in a state of gastronomic nirvana. The meals offered not mere sustenance but a sacred communion with cosmic forces. Contel Hotel Koblenz, a haven of wisdom and enchantment, is more than a destination; it is a pilgrimage for the seekers of hidden truths. Surrender yourself to the mystical currents that flow through its corridors, and you shall emerge reborn, with the secrets of the cosmos etched into your very being. Oh, how my heart longs to return to this temple of wonders, where the cosmic symphony orchestrates the dance of the universe!

Il check-in era un affare lungo, ci fu assolutamente un uomo che aspettava di pagare per un paio di bottiglie d'acqua dal frigo, giuro che l'acqua era calda al momento in cui ha avuto la possibilità di pagare per loro!!! Ho letto un precedente recensione sul personale e ho dovuto dire che una delle ragazze che facevano il controllo sembrava piuttosto spaventosa, il nostro controllo sulla ragazza era ragionevolmente piacevole ma l'altra ti ha fatto sentire come se fossi in una cella di polizia!!! In ogni caso, l'hotel deve essere piuttosto vecchio ma moderno e ben mantenuto. Camera decente, pulita con mini frigo contenente bevande complimentarie come Coca Cola, acqua di birra e un paio di cioccolatini che erano un bel toccamento, tè e caffè nella stanza. L'unica cosa che era un po' strano era che se non avessi scelto di fare un servizio in camera (che ti ha dato un buono per un drink gratuito, che è stato spinto sotto la tua porta), qualcuno sarebbe entrato ancora nella tua stanza per riempire il frigo. Ci fermiamo per due notti e abbiamo scelto questo a causa della situazione di Covid. Ha un con d'aria ma non funziona così bene, molto più freddo che passa attraverso la finestra aperta, abbiamo avuto il più freddo e la velocità del ventilatore più alta e era piuttosto goffo. Il parcheggio è stato molto amichevole, il parcheggio è stato molto carino, il parcheggio è stato molto carino, il centro conferenze è stato molto carino, il biglietto è stato convalidato per un piccolo sconto. Ho dato un rating inferiore solo per il letto forte, il personale spaventoso e il cattivo aria condizionata, sono sicuro che tutte queste cose potrebbero essere facilmente rettificate.

I regretfully have to share my dreadful experience at this hotel. From the moment I walked through the doors, I knew I had made a terrible choice. The lobby was outdated and shabby, setting the tone for the rest of my stay. The room was a disaster. It was as if they hadn't been renovated in decades. The furnishings were worn and tattered, the carpet was stained, and the bathroom had a musty odor that wouldn't go away. It was clear that cleanliness was not a priority here, as I found hair in the sheets and mold in the corners. The staff were far from accommodating. They were indifferent to my complaints and seemed more interested in chatting among themselves than assisting guests. When I asked for help with my luggage, I was met with a half-hearted effort. The noise level in the hotel was intolerable. Thin walls and rowdy guests made it impossible to get a good night's sleep. It felt like I was sharing a room with the entire hotel. The breakfast they provided was an absolute joke. Stale pastries and watery coffee were the only options available. It was a disappointing start to each day of my stay. In summary, my stay at this hotel was a nightmare. It was a grim reminder of how important it is to thoroughly research and read reviews before booking accommodation. I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy.