Utente ospite
12 dicembre 2023
If you are able to park somewhere near this dump, let the adventure begin. Signing waivers to indicate you will be billed for any police intervention is ALWAYS reassuring! After being insulted at the front cage you can stumble along the primitive trail of broken asphalt and obstacles, until you are able to climb the stairs to egress your dumpster. Be careful when opening the door (if the combo works) and watch out for the cockroaches, ants and beetles. Be prepared to be stifled by the overwhelming stench of bleach and antiseptic. Once inside be aware that you will not be able to turn around because the aisles are only 24 - 30" wide. If you are carrying any luggage , there is no room to run away now. Don't head to the bathroom just yet though. It is highly unlikely the drains will work in either the toilet or the shower. They will gladly take forced donations to fix their poorly maintained plumbing though. Don't look too closely because, not only is the smoke detector inoperative, it is not hooked to any others in the building. Diving deeper in you will notice furnishing reminiscent of the 70'ss Brady bunch adventures, except they were clean then. Behold there is a bed, but not really. A recycled box spring is more like it. Good luck getting the reclaimed 24"television to work, since there is no operational remote (unless you are within 12"). Forget about the amenities the obnoxiously loud air condition has proven to put out some cold air, if you can handle the racket. At least that is better than the obnoxious noise from loud car exhaust and booming stereos. Ahh, the bliss of dumpster living... I can't beleive people live like this.... REALLY??? Photos coming....
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